Dildos seem to be having their day in football.
Stick with me on this one.
Over the last few years the words dildo and football have become more intertwined than you ever thought possible.
They stopped doing live broadcasts with the fans after this
First there was the iconic Sky Sports News Deadline Day Dildo drama.
Sky’s Alan Irwin was interfered with by a purple sex toy when broadcasting to camera at Everton on the last day of the transfer window.
TV gold, I’m sure you’ll agree.
Then came West Ham owners David Gold and David Sullivan’s turns to be associated with dildos – and not for the first time.
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The ‘dildo brothers’PA:Press Association
After a heated transfer saga in pursuit of William Carvalho, which ended up breaking down, the West Ham chiefs got into a heated war of words with Sporting Lisbon’s president.
They came out worse off as Bruno de Carvalho branded the pair the ‘Dildo Brothers’.
Excellent chat from a man who doesn’t speak English as a first language.
Now, Barcelona and Spain legend Carles Puyol is the latest footballer to have a run in with a dildo.
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He didn’t deserve thisGetty - Contributor
According to a report from Sports Illustrated The shaggy haired defender was slapped by a ‘dildo wielding’ fan after the World Cup draw in Russia on Friday.
Sit back and watch one of the best players in the world during his time gets hit round the chops by a very large dildo.
It gets better.
In the reported transcript of the video, before connecting with the dildo the fan shouts: “I wanna f*** you with this big d***!”
Puyol can be heard faintly saying “no, no” as he’s whisked off by security.
If this is a sign of what’s to come in Russia, I personally can’t wait.
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